Total Medals Earned: 188 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,500 Points
Medals Earned: 7/11 (145/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Start playing the game.
Start picking up pace
git gut
Become one of the best virtual jugglers in the world
reached a score of 100, phew what a try hard.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (105/115 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
RISE
GRIND
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (65/465 points)
Eat 10 Nemos
Eat 10 Sardies
Eat 10 Aidees
Eat 10 Tigris
Eat 10 Angies
Eat 10 Beanies
Eat 10 Puffpuffs
Eat 10 Scorpios
Eat 10 Devies
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 4/4 (35/35 points)
Save a stick as a PNG.
Show support for the Anti-Distraction Dance Movement.
B-Baka...?!?!
We're all very proud of what you've done here today.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/500 points)
Complete the Grass Dungeon!
Complete the Grass Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Reach the Hall of Challenges!
Complete the Grass Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Water Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Water Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Water Dungeon!
Complete the Fire Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Fire Dungeon!
Complete the Golden Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Fire Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Completed the secret level of Fire Dungeon!
Completed the secret level of Golden Dungeon!
Complete the secret level of Grass Dungeon!
Complete the secret level of Water Dungeon!
Complete Time Trial mode for the entire game!
Complete the Golden Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Golden Dungeon!
Complete the Time Trial mode for entire game with 10 or less deaths!
Medals Earned: 5/40 (85/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.